Not everyone can be a professional footballer, but absolutely anyone can be their lookalike.
Everyone wants to be a professional footballer these days... most won't make it.
Those dropouts are now doing the next best thing and signing up to celebrity lookalike agencies as football doppelgangers.
Take a look at the men who earn money by merely looking like a footballer. Who do you think is the worst of this bad bunch?
Some of these are truly, truly awful...